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John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych May 10, 2018


18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021


cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021


Second Voice

In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.

Hey come here a second Bill i need a second voice with this client.

by Jonathan "Sales Guru" Jones July 4, 2016


Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.

Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.

by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022

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Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018


Silver Second

A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.

"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."

by SSBAND September 21, 2011