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When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.
Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.
*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"
Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
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A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.
Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.
The act of receiving a blow job whilst massaging the person’s shoulders
Last night Emily gave me Head and Shoulders
A BDSM sex position whereby the male tosses their partner into the air and eats them out while they ride on their shoulders.
It is less commonly referred to as a signature wrestling move in the WWE entertainment industry
I just gave my wife the best wrong way around shoulder ride ever, she was a happy bunny the rest of the night ;)
the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.
hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag
The act of having a shoulder which has previously or just been rubbed on moss or anything else that can stain clothing green.
Haha, Edward has a green shoulder!
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