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A story when someone wants clout, sympathy or attention from someone.
Look, Farhana posted a tiktok about her sob story on discord.
A story that makes you cum, read my sex story below! Hope u enjoy it, and do me a favour and cum while reading ;)
Here’s my sex story
My boyfriend had asked me to come over. I knew right away what for - I could already feel some of my juices drip down my leg! I was so so so horny now. I rang the doorbell and he opened the door. God he was so sexy when he’s naked. I stared at him for a while, then said ‘fuck me’ with the wildest look in my eyes. ‘Whatever you want baby’ he replied. He threw me onto the bed and tied me up so I couldn’t move. He climbed on top of the bed and licked my soaked pussy. ‘Mmmhhh’ I said ‘oh fuck yeah, suck on me daddy’. So he did. God it felt so good, his warm saliva on my already wet pussy, and his tongue showing in and out. I asked him to rail me with his cock, and he shoved it right in me. ‘Aaaaahhh oh god that feels so good, ah yeah fuck me daddy. FUCKKK MEEE!!!!’
Part two coming soon ;) xoxo - h
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While getting to the climax of your story, someone rudely jumps in to tell their version of the story or have an addition to your story without letting you finish.
Oliver is so annoying. I experienced a major case of story interruptus when I was telling our friends about my recent trip to Vietnam.
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Any story that is entirely untrue and created for entertainment value. Named for a series of stories to explain a physical abnormality (supposedly caused by said cougar).
"Let me tell you how I got this thumb. It all started when I was hiking in Colorado..."
"OH NO NOT A COUGAR STORY"
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A pointless story with no climax.
Example:
Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
“That story was pointless, it was a Colette story”
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Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.
After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."
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we were watching a movie, i don’t remeber which beacuse i was way to invested in the way ella was dry humping me. one minute we were innocently watching a movie, the next she was on my lap unbuttoning my jeans.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.
moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
sex story that will make u horny
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