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Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off
Jakes wife made him do the red stranger
Masturbating with a swollen hand after getting stung by a bee, hornet or yellow jacket.
Tim stayed home to give himself a honey stranger. He got stung by a yellow jacket and his hand is swollen like a bologna log.
When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.
After each gentlemen came they completed the transaction with a sweaty stranger
A baby that doesn't look like either parent
"I'm surprised their baby doesn't look like them"
" I know, he looks like a stranger baby"
When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
The act of jerking off with a severed arm or hand while zombie from the cranberries plays on loop.
Person 1: To bad Jeremy lost his arm in that accident.
Person 2: Yeah but I heard the paramedic gave himself a zombie stranger in the back of the ambulance while he made Jeremy watch.
When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.
Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!