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Sword through the chest

To lose your place as the best at a given subject, taken from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim quote:
"I used to be one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest."
Can be used in any situation where you have come off second best.

I used to be the best player on the football team, then I took a sword through the chest.

I used to be the best driver in the world, then I took a sword through the chest.

by Just another lost child. December 7, 2011

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chinese officer sword

The sword of a Chinese officer

The chinese officer had a chinese officer sword

by SCR4P August 7, 2017


grea-foun-sword

A legendary sword in the game fortnite only found by those gifted with the power of an extra chromosome.

Lose -15 Speech.

"Hey Mom!, I found a grea-foun-sword" said little Timmy. "Thats great honey, now put your helmet back on" said his mother.

by GreaFounSword August 1, 2017


sword over pen

When military aggression is chosen over any form of rational negotiation when dealing with an enemy

While to some history majors the Crusades were an incomprehensible exercise in futility, to others it is a sword over pen solution to our religious differences

by Sexydimma June 4, 2016


Triple sword style

A gay threesome

Person 1 “I was going triple sword style last night”
Person 2 “oh you guys were watching one piece”
Person 1 “nah we were gay fuckin”

by Prhrbrnrhd June 30, 2021


sword clan community

retarded group of roblox players using swords to fight against other clans X D

spending 3 years in the 'sword clan community' turned me into a monkey with down syndrome

by nigggerboy69 luvr April 15, 2022


Alabama sword fight

When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.

I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.

by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023