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A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.
Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!
Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.
Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.
1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything
1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"
2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"
An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.
Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!
A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.
I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.
Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!
*dies*