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Piece of crap school...upland is way better!!
There once was a kid from tower hill and he got shot by an upland kid.
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(noun) Refers to two exceptionally tall, beautiful, intelligent females that are best friends. Because of their height and awesomeness, they generally dominate everyone.
Craig is always with those Twin Towers. Can you blame him? They're so tall and beautiful!
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When two guys stand face to face penis side by side and masturbate both using one hand.
Hey, dude im bored and horny want to twin towers
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725 5th Ave, New York, NY 10022
I was going to visit Shithole Tower while in New York, but didn't want to set foot on a Trump property.
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Putting a layer of Gold on you cock between the head and shaft of your penis. Then while you are having sexual relations with your lady friend and wearing the "Make America Great Again" hat she screams "Deport me Daddy!!"
I gave my wife the Trump Tower last night!!
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The Tower of Power is a sexual position for three males. It's achieved by two men laying down in the scissoring position with their erect penises standing together hard as rocks. Then a third man takes a running jump being careful to aim his erect penis on top of the other two men's penis', he must then land on the two penises carefully balancing himself using his own member.
male 1: Hey guys I'm bored do you want to become legends?
male 2&3: The tower of power?
male 1: THE TOWER OF POWER!
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A towering pile of shit in the middle of your coffee table which you place their by standing on top of it totally buck ass naked and letting go with a big old shit streaming out of your ass like chocalate ice-cream from a soft serve ice-cream machine!
So get on top of your coffee table in your birthday suit and make your own freedom tower today.
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