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The Chicken Tube

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.

I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.

by Mr C. December 12, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tube Tugger

A guy who has an extremely small penis and desperatly "tuggs" on his to make it bigger.

Eric McDowel is such a tube tugger, I herd his mom walked in on him tube tugging it.

by Arangatang nipples February 17, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat tube

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

by loindibellis July 7, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tube Sock

-noun
Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.

The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.

by Steakface June 15, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


skin tube

Slang for anyone who's a human. Mostly used by non-humans who tend not to have skin.

Hey, skin tube! Clean up my shit!"

by wiggum_P.I March 23, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tube Greaser

The Tube Greaser is one of the many roles in a Teambang who climaxes into the throat of the female counterpart. Either the Tube Greasers self pleasures until point of climax and tags out with the Gatekeeper of the group, or goes from Gatekeeper to Tube Greaser.

Chris? Hey man! Remember me? I was the Tube Greaser in our college Teambang group who made that one chick throw up.

by Daddy Destroyer June 21, 2019

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Tube Kid

A tube kid could be a boy or girl, usually in their teenage years but sometimes well into early 20's and even beginning around the age of 11, who goes to public park, usually at night, to participate in sexual acts with one or more persons, because that person would be unable to do at any other location, such as one's house.
The term "Tube Kids" comes from teenagers who do sexual things in the big, plastic tubes that little kids crawl through and bigger kids climb on top of.

Joe: Yea guys, so I was walking Donna home last night, and as we passed the park, I heard some weird sounds and heavy breathing. I have no idea what it could've been.

Dan: Dude! Those were 'prolly tube kids!

by NoFace42 April 23, 2009

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