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It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.
1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.
My uncle-in-law is a good person.
the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.
"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!
the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence
Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."
A term describing a hypothetical 'Uncle' figure. In humorous anecdotes the estranged uncle may be cited as a family member whose life is too random to be true, and is thus hilarious.
Generally used as an inside joke, and as an alternative to "thats what she said".
"I visited my estranged uncle of eight years- the lion taming pentecostal evangelist- yesterday."
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On TV I saw my estranged jazz percussionist uncle asking a Bachelorette to marry him with the promise of years of flowers and tamborine solos. She said maybe.
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When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.
My wifes vagina got destroyed last 4th of july from when we Uncle Slammed
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Heard this term recently on Insecure with Issa Rae. It seems to refer to a friend of one's parents or family. Someone who is part of the family, but not an actual relative. Different from a "playground uncle". Used the way those in Asian communities sometimes refer to their parent's friends as "auntie"
Come over and meet my play uncle--he's been around since I was 5
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