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Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.
"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the
J-Virus".
Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?
>.<
A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.
Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will
The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes
Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"
a virus that makes you deepressed
symptoms:feeling sad,feeling like crying,feeling of commiting suicide,feeling lonely
The concept of a "Hoisting Virus" is a speculative and intriguing idea, suggesting a unique type of computer virus that operates on a psychological level rather than traditional digital disruption. Unlike conventional viruses that manipulate or compromise computer systems, the Hoisting Virus appears to target human behavior. This hypothetical virus seems to induce a desire in individuals to adopt identities or personas that are not their own, leading them to aspire to be someone else or connect with someone unrelated to their true selves. The implications of such a virus extend beyond the realm of technology, delving into the complex interplay between human psychology and the digital landscape, challenging our understanding of the potential intersections between technology and personal identity.
Hey look, Timmy has the Hoisting Virus!
When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.
Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.
The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.
1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.
2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.
3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
Person 1: *Post Bad Takes*
Person 2: Oh No, The Hidweh Virus