Luke is a kind loving person that will stop at nothing to get a Willy in his bum for 100% of the time. He rides a motorbike that has a robotic dildo attached to engine and the seat that moves up and down on each engine stroke. He says he has a girlfriend (which is probably maybe true) but his real fetish is gay white incest midget porn that he beats his chicken to. But donβt let that fool you he is the most kind loving person if you own a strap-on (a big black 42β one). ;)
That Luke is super loving and caring I wonder why.
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A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.
βLuke is a taki eating no friend loserβ
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Luke is normally a tall, nice guy. Lukeβs can make you happy or he can break you he doesnβt mean to hurt you but he does. Lukeβs are genuinelly a nice person.
Girl A: Luke is so cute.
Girl B: Luke hurt me so donβt be nice to him.
Girl A: ok I will.
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v. The process of repeatedly killing a joke. To use a joke so much that it is not even funny more. To use a joke more that 17 times per day for more than 6 days straight.
Present: You are luking it.
Past: He luked it.
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A boy who is so full of himself and feeds of Hate and Drama
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie
Man 1: I'll hit you
Luke: Yummy
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A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.
"Luke is a lanky cunt"
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