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A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.
Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.
The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.
elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas
elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"
When you're fucking someone between their feet and you cum between them.
Hmm David makes the best bear claws in town
Really granny Joann loves bear claws
Really?? I wouldn't expect that from her she should go see him then
Sure I'll let her know, she loves raspberry ones
...um sure then
The Valley Claw is a gesture that resembles a wave but with a bit of a flick in the wrist... once you see it, you know. This gesture is done to wave hello, let someone into traffic, etc. It can be witnessed all across the friendly Ottawa Valley.
Driver 1 sees Driver 2 pull out of the Tim's drive thru, waiting to merge into traffic. Driver 1 makes eye contact and tosses the Valley Claw to alert Driver 2 to go ahead into traffic ahead of Driver 1.
You take your middle finger and ring finger and insert it to a women's vagina. Your not going in and out that's 2nd grade shit, your going up and down like your ripping her vagina out. Start off slow then when it sounds like a mop and bucket you go ham on that shit.
She wanted it so I gave her the Caleb Claw.
The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans
Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !