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Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.
Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.
"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"
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The man who proved that no matter what non-sense you add to a religion, people are going to believe it.
A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.
An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.
L Ron Hubbard told us - it must be true!
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Official Dj to Chamillionaire
Also screws and chops his and others' albums
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The polar opposite of (and often directly caused by) draco in leather pants, whereby fandom demonizes a previously likeable, good character, often for the sake of shipping.
The origin of the name comes from Harry Potter fandom, in which fanfic writers shipping Hermione with characters other than her canon love interest, Ronald Weasley (or Ron), would often include some terribly contrived arc in which Ron goes insane from Hermione dumping him, and promptly joins the villains of the series, the Death Eaters, thus making it easier for readers to sympathise with Hermione's choice and hence the ship of choice.
Perfect, non-HP example of Ron the death eater in action:
In 2002, the second series of the Pokemon anime saw a cast change, in which one of the three main characters, Misty (who was heavily shipped with one of the other main characters, specifically Ash), was swapped for a younger model, May. Cue dozens of gratuitous rapefics written in May's dishonour. Voila: May the death eater.
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Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).
Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."
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Conman that once said "If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion"
Please see: Scientology, fraud, conartist, trash
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Lafayette Ronald Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
Tom Cruise is a fucking dumbass.
Scientology is the greatest scam ever.
L. Ron Hubbard, you are a genius
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