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The act of fellatio, underwater.
E.g. In a bath, pool, the sea...
Molly held her breath as she submerged her head underwater to give Rob the best sub-aquatic blowjob of his life
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To let roam with subjectivity or to be homogenized as a collective rest? That is the question! This term I have coined in show of support for Commerce URBAN. In theory URBAN's each and every offered product base availability on its own merit. Although the standard is set mighty low on the "In" side, we do live in a free speech country. Salutes to Urban Dictionary for allowing all to take an at-bat or in some cases, many at-bats. Truth, Humor and Gold are all found by eyes that don't lie. Gravy111
To get Sub-URBAN-Ized is a good thing!
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Sexual intercourse between the thighs, but immediately below the female posterior. This will usually result in the top surface of the penis stroking the vulva, labia, exterior opening of the vagina and, ideally, the clitoris.
There is no penetration involved, thus making the technique ideal for women who experience pain during normal intercourse; it also reduces the probability of pregnancy occurring. Please note that the probability of STD transmission is not reduced significantly, so condom use is a must for casual instances of this type of sex.
Minus the dictionary mouth:
You probably won't get pregnant, but don't count on it.
You can still easily get herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HPV, and AIDS... among many other STD's.
Oh yeah, to make it TRUE sub-badunkadunk sex, you gotta take her from behind (or him from behind if you are man-loving man.)
Yasmin has a yeast infection, so I've been bangin' her using the ol' sub-badunkadunk sex routine.
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Alpha male's lil bitch
kinda between an aplha and an omega
Hey Carl, Fuck being an Omega i'm an Sub-Alpha Male, Bitch.
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That guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn't have to.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
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A time machine.
A journey into sub-Saharan Africa will reveal the primitive creatures from which modern humans -- Europeans and Asians -- evolved.
The average person in sub-Saharan Africa has an IQ of 70, right at the threshold for mental retardation.
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When you know that your ex or a someone of interest is viewing your snap story, so you tailor the story to evoke a type of response or especially a big "fuck you" to this person. The sub-story can work in many cases, including but not limited to: desiring a "fuck you" message, a "you wish you were here" message, a "i'm banging hotter chicks now" message or even an "i miss you" message if one is actually feeling that sentimental.
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"I know that Jamie is still viewing my snap story, so I'll sub-story her a picture of me and a smoking hot babe just as a big 'fuck you'"
"What the actual fuck, Laura is still viewing my snap story after she said she didn't want to go on a date, so I'll make a sub-story demonstrating how much of a thot i think she is."
" Brooke won't reply to my texts so i'll just make any snap a sub-story and see if she views it to determine if she's ignoring me or not"
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