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When receiving oral sex, your bitch uses too much teeth, and your penis begins to bleed.
Cheat on my ass, will ya? Tomato head! ***CHOMP***
How was she? Well, she wasn't the most experienced girl. What do you mean? Well.................... I got tomato-head
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A dead place in fortnite
“I miss Tomato Town.”
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You shart and then you think you sat in some berries, remembering that you had eaten tomatos the night before, Thus finding tomato seeds in your sharty liquid.
I think I sat in something, oh no I'm having a Danny tomato seed.
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The effect you get when you squeeze a tomato sauce bottle and the sauce goes anywhere but at the food, usually sideways onto your shirt or pants. The effect can apply to any liquids including urine.
Example 1:
Person 1: "What happened to your shirt?"
Person 2: "Tomato Sauce Effect."
Person 1: "Oh right, yeah, I hate the Tomato Sauce Effect."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey man, why is there urine all around the toilet and on your pants?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro, I had a Tomato Sauce Effect."
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when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people
kyle: I texas tomato sauced yesterday
caleb: and you did this without me
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Not hammered, not plastered, but tomato-face 54"ed." Many of us know that when you drink more than a few types of wine (especially red) the end of the night does not end so well. When in engaging in this connoisseur-esq. behavior it is only natural to end up with red on the face, therefore making you tomato-face 54"ed."
side note: the "54" is an exaggeration of how many different wines you drink to get to that point (it also references "Pineapple Express").
Dude last night at that party you were so "Tomato Face 54ed!"
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