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A sexless orgy comprised of five or more people. Clothing is optional. There is no penetration or oral. May result however in arousal.
"Check out that wicked touch party happening in the lounge."
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when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.
dan-hey john are you happy
jim- porcelain touch say what
mike- *slap*
all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)
john- damn
mike- yea damn
jim- hahaaha
all- hahah yea samn
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One who is prone to premature ejaculation.
The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.
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A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
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derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.
my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'
When you accidentally send a seductive text to a school group chat and have to cover up your bad actions.
Does it make you nervous when I touch your ledge.
Ledge touching
When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.
He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.