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The greatest Neopets fan site on the Internet.
I love the Pink Poogle Toy forums.
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A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.
I think my asshole and mouth are Matt's preferred masturbation toys!
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a cajun sex toy is when a girl dosent have a dildo so she gets a crawfish, breaks off the claws, and puts the crawfish tale in her pussy and lets the crawfish flap its tale so it feels like a dildo.
"I forgot my didlo at home so I just used a cajun sex toy"
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A interesting contraption that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in the 25 cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other convex object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.
“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of my grandma’s face!”
“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”
“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a turnip!”
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The problem where an owner of a new expensive toy is blinded to the obvious shortcomings of that item. Usually applies to both electronics and cars, but can also apply to girl/boyfriends.
Often a cover for new purchase regret
Stan proclaimes that his new bargain priced plamsa tv is the schiznit despite the fact that it actually looks disgusting. Thats Ney Toy Syndrome if ever I saw it.
Have you seen Daves new whale hes going out with? Yeah, pretty gross eh. He's got a bad case of Ney Toy Syndrome - hope he snaps out of it soon.
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Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.
Ooh-la-la. This is shit.
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Three Toy Guns is a phrase that some one may use when accidentally texting someone that they didn't mean too...such as your mother.
Used mostly for drug cover-ups...Such as when someone texts there mother instead of their friends, saying that they just bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars.
text- DUDE! i just totally bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars! thats such a score!
reply back from mother- Three grams of what?!
text-uuuuuuhhhhhh i ment to say three toy guns for 5 dollars....sorry for the mix up..
reply back from mother- yeah..oookk...get home...NOW
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