in respone to ones girlfriend
bitch, i cant cheat on you, i have a tractor trailer that might get jacked if i do it, f**k that, lets do it!
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one of the best bands in the world, altough they dont have a drummer, they totally rock.
love all three of ya, calli, veronica and harley
did you see that girl? she's from trailer park drama!!
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1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friendβs nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.
While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.
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Sneaking up on a tramp who's having a quiet shit in the woods, then quick as a flash, kick them in the head so they fall over, then get on your hands and knees and chow down on the fresh steaming shit. As soon as the tramp see's what your doing, pin him down and give him tongues with your shit-riddled face, then turn him over and stab his jacksie with your pork sword until he bleeds.
Toni: "WTF Geoff!... what are you doing?"
Geoff: "I'm trailer trash tailgating, bitch! Help me hold this stinky old fucker down so I can fuck his arse"
Toni: "I thought you loved me?"
Geoff: "Get to fuck!"
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/ΛtrΔlΙr park kwΔn/
noun
1. A prestigious and elegant female ruler of the trailer park, typically with the body of a goddess, the voice of a siren and a temper that would make a grizzly bear seem like a pussy cat. She rules her kingdom with an iron fist, an attitude that says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! and smokin' hot looks.
2. Another great song not brought to you by the worlds greatest unformed band "TrasheD".
"Did you see Johnny's new girl friend? She is a total trailer park queen!"
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Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.
A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
Shazaam! What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for sale on boxer briefs. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
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(noun) 1. An insult - Usually a female who is thought of as someone who sluts-around. 2. An expansion of the insult "trailer trash" taking the term to a level that encompasses the type of trailer trash who sucks dick a lot (A LOT!) and swallows so much cum that her belly is full of it, causing her to "burp" or "belch," if you will, cum.
I wouldn't take Jane to any kind of fancy resteraunt since she's nothing but cum belching trailer trash anyway.
Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.
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