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mum truck

Also called Chelsea Tractor 4 by 4 SUV. An obese squarish collection of green house gases on wheels rich idiot mothers use but darent ever take off road for fear they will smudge their tested on animals make up. A typical mum truck is about 10 meters tall, takes up all available lanes and as much of the car park as mum thinks she's rich enough to deserve. it has enough room in it for about 20 normal people but usually contains just fat little Reginald and Emelia on their way to independant schools.

So Ok it may do 50 GALLONS per MILE but do you really expect me to WALK like... eaurgh... COMMON people.

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


613 trucks

A group of awesome redneck and redneck wannabies from the 613 area of Ontario Canada. These mud loving guys and gals drive wicked trucks and suvs, some are jacked up and some are shined up. They can usually be seen cruising around the towns but mostly they can be found on Ontario's backroads and/or Ontario's closed roads. Some have even been spotted in Quebec and even as far as Alberta. This rare breed of truck loving enthusiasts is quickly growing, partly due to the fact that they are a close knit group that enjoys gatherings, convoys, coffee breaks, bonfires, offroading, parties, get togethers, bragging, buying/selling/trading, truck talking and most of all, a true 613er is always there to lend a helping hand when a fellow 613er is in need. Have you been lucky enough to spot one? ***they may even help you out if you pay their coffee in the drive thru ๐Ÿ˜‰

613 Trucks:
*TONS of totally awesome trucks, 4x4's, Jeeps, Ramvans and SUV's.
*Endless info on everything truck related known to man right at your fingertips.
*There are 12 000 members to date.
*Endless battle to figure out what truck is the BEST. Ford, Chev,/GMC, Dodge, Toyota and Nissan.
*The guys trucks are hot, the girls trucks are even hotter.

*Get info, get advice, get laughed at, give info, give advice and laugh at.

Have fun and happy mudding;

No Ridgelines allowed ๐Ÿ˜‰

by Trucklove January 13, 2015

85๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salt Truck

Another form of salt or salty.

Person 1: HAHAHA. I beat you at the race! Salt Truck!

Person 2: Damn I thought I would win.

by JESSSSSSIE H:) April 14, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


unload a truck

The act of taking a shit, dropping a deuce, or hanging a rat (all synonomous) - enjoy.

"Be right back..I gotta go unload a truck"

by The Original Juan August 2, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cholo truck

A truck usually owned by a Mexican, that rides no more than 2 inches off the ground. Rarely has anything better than a four banger, almost always comes in a bright retarded color. Occasionally said Mexican can afford hydraulics for their "ride". Plus they almost never put anything in the bed of the truck defeating the purpose of owning a truck in the first place.

Hey man did you see Sanchez with his cholo truck fucking low riding his ass to the swap meet?
Oh yeah I asked that asshole to help me move some furniture and he said he can't put stuff in the back of the truck because it will fuck up his paint.

by Tupac is alive 9991991991991 June 24, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


truck face

A girl/guy who has such an ugly face that it looks like it was run over by a truck. see tripple bagger, and glow-in-the-dark face.

Didn't anyone tell her not to sleep on the highway!

by SlemCrisco December 16, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Truck Fag

A broad term, as it covers a wide array of people, from douchey 20-year olds who own lifted trucks with Five Finger Death Punch stickers on the back window, to 45-year old white dudes who own a work truck, but never seem to be working. They can be spotted driving around town, going grocery shopping, or waiting 3 hours in line for an oil change, all while they should be at work. They truly believe that they are the shit, and are obnoxiously loud and rude to anyone and everyone.

You know Josh? Heard his dad bought him a new Ford F150 with a lift kit installed. What a truck fag.

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 8, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž