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A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.
I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.
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A guy who has an extremely small penis and desperatly "tuggs" on his to make it bigger.
Eric McDowel is such a tube tugger, I herd his mom walked in on him tube tugging it.
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womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory
getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile
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Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.
The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.
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Slang for anyone who's a human. Mostly used by non-humans who tend not to have skin.
Hey, skin tube! Clean up my shit!"
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The Tube Greaser is one of the many roles in a Teambang who climaxes into the throat of the female counterpart. Either the Tube Greasers self pleasures until point of climax and tags out with the Gatekeeper of the group, or goes from Gatekeeper to Tube Greaser.
Chris? Hey man! Remember me? I was the Tube Greaser in our college Teambang group who made that one chick throw up.
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To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.
"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"
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