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The Turkish Exchange Rate

The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.

Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France

Guy 2: About 10:1

by Scots September 20, 2016

349๐Ÿ‘ 167๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkish Breath Mint

When one knocks another out, crouches on top of another's face, then farts into their mouth.

Dude, I got into a fight the other day, and afterwards I gave that guy a Turkish Breath Mint.

by SBeezie August 21, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkish Prime Time

A time when a vast majority of the Turkish population wake up and prepare for school, however, prior to leaving, they log onto an online game and enter a server to "reserve" a spot for them when school is over.

"I can't seem to log into my game, it must be Turkish prime time."

by Jakelyn February 8, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

343๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkish Black Ball

When someone wraps a rubber band around someone else's nuts and snap the rubberband until their nuts turn black.

Hey Tommy, wanna do Turkish Black Ball?

by Retard Association August 20, 2022

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Camel Turkish Silvers

A life changing experience that can be acquired at your local gas station. A smooth square that really sooths you after work; a perfectly sized cigarette that has a nice mild flavor.

-Would you care to join me for a smoke
-I'm trying to quit
-What if I told you they were Camel Turkish Silvers
-Well then of course I will

by Sam258 October 13, 2008

82๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.

Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.

by tim desutter July 11, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž