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hassle units

A "hassle unit" is a standard unit of measure defined by a scale from 0 to 100 used to indicate the difficulty involved in completing a task. The low end of the scale (0) indicates that the task is easy and will be accomplished without effort. The high end (100) indicates that the task will require massive amounts of effort to complete and is nearly impossible.

"Meeting you for lunch today will require 10 hassle units, the restaraunt isn't too far from my office."

"Rewriting that entire proposal before end of business today will require 90 hassle units, but we'll do our best."

"Deciphering John Kerry's position on Iraq requires 99 hassle units.

by Steve Jackson October 12, 2004

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Thug Unit

A shady ass ghetto black guy.

There are mad thug units on that corner lets go back!

A thug unit almost robbed me but I ran away!

Look at all those thug units on that street!

There are mad thug units in Harlem.

by Smitty & Tom July 14, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


g-unit

G-Unit is a poor excuse for rap music.
Whoever said they were the best rap group on def. number 1 obviously doesn't know or understand what rap is.
This "rap" group is lead by 50 Cent.
A man who repeatedly wants to tell us he got shot 9 times (when what he really needs to do is quit acting like a wannabe G and take care of his fucking kid.)Other members consist of Tony Yayo who wants to tell us his very hard life in prison, and how this girl is so seductive when she was dancing on him, the way she was moving it was making him horny. <These are some of the lyrics to the new G-Unit/Tony Yayo song "So Seductive."
Whoever in the fuck calls this song rap is retarded.Then we have some decent members such as Lloyd Banks, who is (THANK GOD) a non-fake.Game was also part of G-Unit once but he realized how shitty and fake and non-rap G-Unit was.
See fake

p1: Ohhh dude did you hear the new G-Unit song that shit is poppin'!
p2<who really knows what rap is:Man what the fuck are you doing listening to G-Unot? Man your a fake person you need to be fucking slapped and woke up.*slaps P1 with dick*

by The Intelligent August 17, 2005

574๐Ÿ‘ 537๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States

The land of ignorant people. A place where people don't know about the neighboring states, think Africa is jungle, believe Europe is a country, and assume that all Asians are Chinese.

-"That stupid person just asked me if in Africa we live in trees and have pet elephants, I wonder where he is from."

-"He must be from the United States!"

by Truth01 May 31, 2009

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Big Unit

Overweight or large statured female.
Generally look quite imposing or scary - you wouldn't want to upset one.

Seen the new bird in accounts? She's a big unit!

by Ockt October 17, 2005

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Bre-Unit

A PIMP -ass white girl who keeps it real...go bre-unit!

Bre Unit it is holdin it down forizzle down stairs

by Anonymous April 15, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


snack unit

A hardcore capture-teh-flag gang started in PE class by a couple of idiots who dont like running. Lead by Colonel Sanders and Gummy Bear. If yous a hear the snack unit a comin, you get your ass off the fire hydrant and hit the bricks.

Oh shit son! Teh snack unit!!11 Uber r337 d347h 574r 4774ck!!1111!

by Michael Xavier August 12, 2004