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Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."
I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.
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1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out
2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.
3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
Examples:
Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.
"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."
The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
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when a person sleeps through the day and roam the streets at night
how's your vampire life been going?
its actually coming along really well, ive been hustlin these corners all night and they're about to pay off.
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Someone that boring, that as soon as they become involved in a conversation with others….the life is sucked dry out of it. The people involved in said conversation disperse…leaving an unlucky sole alone with Conversation Vampire.....wishing he had left earlier!
Out for drinks with work letting your hair down…..
Along comes Conversation Vampire .
Has nothing to add, just stands there looking glum
Others get annoyed with this
Conversation Dies!
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The opposite of a sweet tooth. The salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans - instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and ChexMix. Taken from the site www.junkfoodbetty.com.
The first impression I got from these chips was holy balls these chips are salty. That’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. I would go so far as to call them excessively salty.
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A marijuana smoking vampire. They will typically creep into your house, steal your weed, smoke all of it in front of you, and then kill you.
The most traumatic part of an encounter with a dank vampire is he smokes all of your dank in front of you.
Dude, did you hear about that dank vampire on the block. He stole Fred's dank, smoked it all in front of him while he was tied up, and then 187'ed Fred.
Watch out for the dank vampires!
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