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Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.

Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!

by kelsinatormg July 4, 2011


injury waiting to happen

Injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face

by Louwie May 4, 2024


Wait Watcher

This is the douche at the gym, who sits on a machine but barely ever uses it and plays on the phone. When they do use it, the do baby reps, and slam the weights down.

"Look at that creepy wait watcher."

"Is that wait watcher ever going to get off of that machine?"

by Rambo Jones March 31, 2020


wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023


please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by June 19, 2022


I'll Wait Cardigan

The Cardigan that the English teacher wraps around her torso when aggravated.

{talking} AHEM, I'll Wait, {wraps cardigan around torso} HANDS ON TOP {that means stop} Thank You, Samantha go ahead, keep reading. That defines the I'll wait Cardigan.

by FroggyPlays March 27, 2022


Hans Waiting

Waiting for a friend that is currently having intercourse with someone and bcs ur his/her friend you dont bail on him/her. You simply Hans Wait the uncofortably akward moment while trying not to imagine whats currently happining in the other room.

Mark: Why aren't you in your room dude?
Dude: Bro Iam Hans Waiting here like a fucking idiot bcs my roommate has a bitch over

by Jachym Jezdec August 31, 2021