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The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.
My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
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When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.
e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo
Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
Can’t really be used in much of a sentence, but on a side noye, enjoy! welsh wank
phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"
matt: "that shit is not cool"
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An abbreviation of the name for the practice of 'tantric wanking'. This is when one masturbates to the point of near ejaculation, but then suddenly removes his hand from his penis and proceeds to sit on it in a meditatory stance, thus ceasing the self-stimulation. The wanker repeats this process over the course of two to three days. Needless to say the result is incredibly spectacular, but can unfortunately result in knob-ache.
Boy 1: Where have you been for the past week?
Boy 2: I was having a tank wank
Boy 1: woah.
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British army slang for a bed.
Get out of them fucking wanking pits!
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To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.
What did you get up to this weekend?
watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon
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