A mustache.
Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.
Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper
A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
Having resemblance to Joey Ramone
Man, that dude has weasel face
When your bearded boyfriend motorboats you
His angry weasel really tickled me!
A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.