either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date
"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"
When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.
"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'
Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.
I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.
When you're having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a Wednesday, Wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day.
Shout out to Amy Kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball Wednesday.
*person having a weird day*
"I'm having such an oddball Wednesday"
"I know! It has been weird"
English (UK) expression. Virtually never used in the US. Meaning a week from Wednesday.
I’m hoping to forget this whole nightmare by wednesday week
When faggots wear v-necks to school or work on Wednesday.
Hey, Chad! You ready for V-Neck Wednesday?
Shut the fuck up Brad! Do I look like a faggot?
(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.