weird dick energy

someone who you think gives off the energy of having an odd/misshapen penis.

"Have you met Brayden yet?"

"Yeah dude, he gives off weird dick energy..."

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Weird and Wild Creatures

The worst trading card game in history. Period.

The basic idea is you subscribe to these cards in the mail, open them up excitedly, force your sister to play the game, get all angry cause the game sucks, punch a wall, go to the hospital, find an awesome way of playing the game, then get to school and find that no one has ever heard of them.

Weird and Wild Creatures Fanatic: The attack of the Emperor Penguin is so much better than the defense of the Cockroach.

Asylum Warden: Sure dude, whatever.

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Weird Guy

Nour's future boyfriend

Weird guy is weird

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Your beard is weird

Somebody grab him some clippers. A very good roast used to roast eminem by Machine God Kely AKA greatest rapper

Your beard is weird.Somebody grab him some clippers, his fucking beard is weird.

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weird al yankavich

a really funny singer

www.WeirdAlYankervich.com

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bi-weird-ual

If you're not totally NORMAL, yet you're not completely WEIRD, but you often have both weird moments and normal moments, then you're biweirdual. Has nothing to do with sexual orientation. Having two distinct personality sides - can appear normal when needed or desired; yet can fly the freak flag high and proud when the occasion permits.

You can't choose to be biweirdual; it's a trait you're born with.

That dude can't figure out if he's normal or not... he's gotta be "bi-weird-ual!"

Andy Dick - Totally weird, no normal in him at all.
Robin Williams - Absolutely biweirdual.
Barack Obama - Totally normal.
Lisa Lampanelli - Biweirdual.
Charlie Sheen - Weird.
Anderson Cooper - Normal.
Steven Colbert - Biweirdual.
Keith Olbermann - Normal.
George Bush - Normal.
Gene Simmons - Biweirdual.

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weird flex but ok

*WARNING* this expression is never to be used in real life! Use this when someone says something to boost themselves in moral even though that that thing isn't very impressive or something that could be very demoralising for that person and the people surrounding them.

Example:
Normal person: Guys my mom just died

Heartless Epic Fortnite Gamer: Weird flex but ok. Lets get this bread

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