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When you pregame so hard that you have no rizz when you actually show up to the club
Bro 1: I don’t know what’s going on with our rizz bro, we can’t pull tonight.
Bro 2: We got whiskey rizz bro.
When someone performs good oral on someone after having a few drinks.
I took that girl home after bar close and she had whiskey breath.
a collar that wants to be popped, but cant quite get it up
I saw this frat boy at Lollapolooza, and he totally had Whiskey Collar.
When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.
I have been laying under different sheets just trying to get over you and hanging at your favorite bar till a quarter past 2
because I got a bad case of the Whiskey Blues
When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.
I have been laying under different sheets trying to get over you and hanging at your favorite bar until quarter past 2 since I have a bad case of the whiskey blues.
When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.
I was out last night drinking past 2am overthinking about my ex because I got the Whiskey Blues.
(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.