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The effect caused by the addition of a "Rogers" to any normal event.
The effect is this: You may have a plan in place to go out for the evening with a bunch of dudes and you will be guaranteed of having a fun time with some laughs. But with the addition of just one dude, "Rogers", the evening gets redonkulously off the hook. Next thing you know your underwear is flying out the window, girls are doing things that you have only read about in a dirty magazine, and you are hammered drunk.
Dude 1: Are we going to the strip club later?
Dude 2: Big time, but "Rogers" is meeting us.
Dude 1: Oh Shit! Every time he is with us, I wind up hamboned with some girls thong on my head again!!! That's "The Rogers Effect"!!! It scare me.
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Boomerang, Zoomerang, Doomerang ... Up!
Be my neighbor
Looking back. . .child
And now I realize. . .fucker
How much you really loved him. . .child
This child's mind you hypnotized. . .fucker
You came to him. . .child
You really didn't know your lies. . .fucker
Now, his innocence gone. . .child
I'm that child you terrorized. . .fucker
This fucking thing that I know, it came to me from you
This fucking hate that I feel, because of you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you
Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor
My neighbor
But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor
But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor
I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you!
I hate you!
Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor
(Be my neighbor)
This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!
This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
Mr. Rogers
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The art of sucking off a donkey then making its ejaculation into mushroom soup.
Dave: “ Oh I just gave it a good James Rogers”
Bartholemyu: “nice, can I have the soup?”
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A clothing brand owned by Belk.
Person 1: Hey did you get those cool boots from Kim Rogers?
Person 2: Yeah, they're really comfortable.
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Invented the best wrist brace for bowling ever. The pointy finger would poke your eyeball out.
Zac was lost when he broke his roger warlock
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The inventor of the one finger wrist brace used by bowlers who suck
Uncle Ted had to use a roger warlock to improve his bowling game but he still sucked
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