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Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.
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Heaven and cancer packed in one cock
Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?
Basically every Windows 10 user.
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An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.
Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.
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Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.
Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle
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When a woman wears a button up shirt and its tight across her boobs, and the shirt comes open between the buttons.....you can see inside her shirt and see her boobs!!
Christie, thats a tight shirt you have on today, i can actually see a "window to heaven"
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1. Seat with the better view.
2. From a business stand-point, when an employer is given a fancy title because of his/her reputation in the past but in the present is fairly useless as far as the business itself goes.
1. Jon took the window seat of the airplane to view the skies.
2. Jon got promoted to 'High Executive Manager'. He doesn't really do anything important since his work has gone stale but he is kept in the company simply because the public has known him for so long it'd be awkward to see him out of it.
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The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies.
Arguably the worst operating system ever
SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit
my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"
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