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Egg Chasing

A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking.

Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.

Bob: Bloody egg-chasers

by SMIC November 10, 2003

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Tramp Egg

Whe a homeless person deficates in a public area the resulting fecal matter is know as a Tramp Egg.

Oh my days did you see the size of that tramp egg!! i think im guna be sick..

by ClitNinja February 16, 2011


Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.

Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.

by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014


A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019


Bread and eggs

To describe a meal to an angry male who is hungry at the work cafeteria/lunch room

"Whats for lunch Damien"
"BREAD AND EGGS AHH"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE June 27, 2023


egg tooth

Somebody who has vile yellow teeth such as a student at merchants academy.

BradJames has egg tooth

by sexydick123 October 21, 2011


Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019