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bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

by me joooleee January 29, 2012


Rod Worms

Sperm.

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019


Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 25, 2017


PENIS WORM

When your penis turns into an earth worm

I have to turn in early Benjamin I'm sorry my wife needs to feed soil to my Penis Worm

by Jonovan Kirk August 7, 2021


King worm

the king of all motherfucking dicks.

OMG Susan Aaron totally has a king worm.

by brupbrupjimdawg April 29, 2009


beau worm

A memory of a loved one that is stuck in someone's mind.

That picture of her is a beau worm; it is always in my mind.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 27, 2018


Screen worm

Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.

Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"

by Boob the boy October 15, 2020