chocolate covered bubble wrap

It is the most amazing thing ever. You can eat it and it tastes like chocolate and bubble wrap. And it pops. Which is cool. If you eat some, you will be cool.

Person 1: "Hey you want some bubble wrap?"
Person 2: "You got chocolate to go with it?"
Person 1: "Uh. . . no."
Person 2: (walks off) :mutters: "So uncool."

Cuz you all know chocolate covered bubble wrap is the best :D

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wrap around butt grab

to wrap your legs around the partners face and allow them to lickout your ass, vagina or gooch.

- south park episode: proper condom use when boy says to teacher "the wrap around butt grab" as an example of sexual positions.

- rinses and magill

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Cunt Wrap Supreme

Derived from Crunch Wrap Supreme, a dish served at Taco Bell - an unpleasant or generally unwholesome Taco Bell employee.

That Cunt Wrap Supreme can't even make a burrito correctly.

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Dont Be silly wrap your Willy

Dont BE stupid put a condom on when u are gonan have sex

Johnny i hear that ur gonna have sex ,so dont be silly wrap your willy

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Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.

I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.

Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O

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I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

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