objet de wtf

An exceptionally strange item, typically vintage or antique and often with no practical utility, valued primarily for its bizarreness.

Plural: objets de wtf.

From French "objet" (object) and slang "WTF" (what the fuck).

Ellen's most prized objet de wtf is a plaster bust of Mr. T.

Wtf is this nerde shit?

Usually indicates that you do not know what something means. Could indicate hard math problems, magnets, or other things.

What are these numbers? I don't understand this! WTF is this nerde shit?!

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OMG WTF HOW

1) When your ugly, less popular friend gets a boyfriend/ freind with benifits. 2) The phrase you say when your ugly friend gets hit on.

1) -Dude, did you hear that chick got a boyfriend?

-OMG WTF HOW

2) -That chick totally got laid.

-OMG WTF HOW

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EXPLAIN PLEASE WTF

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WTF RACIST

A saying when someone is saying or doing something racist.

Whenever Bailey was being racist, I said WTF RACIST.

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WTF happened to the Floor?

A Phrase used By Squirtle from Pokemon Talk in "Episode #11 Vacation"
It's popularity increased so much it became an Mandjtv meme

Squirtle: WTF happened to the Floor?
Bulbasaur: Squirtle we talked about this litteraly 10 minutes ago...

OMG! WTF, BMO!

Pronounced as oh-em-jee, wha-ta-fa (w-tee-eff would also be an acceptable pronunciation), ba-moe (or alternatively bee-mo) is a phrase used when three or more individuals line up to use a Bank of Montreal (BMO) ATM and the machine malfunctions. Generally the malfunction involves suddenly going out of service after dispensing part of the amount requested.

Person A: OMG! WTF, BMO!!
Person B: Did the ATM just go OMG! WTF, BMO!??!!
Person C: I think it did
Person A: Yeah, WTF BMO!!

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