August 1

The day where the most cute boys are born. AKA August 1st

James: Nick, why are you so cute?
Nick: I was born on August 1st DUH

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18 - 1

1.)To come close in an accomplishment only to fail during the last second after coming so far to absolute perfection.

2.)Coined by the 2007 Patriots and their devestating loss during the superbowl against the New York Giants.

1.)Boss: You 18 - 1'ed your promotion oppertunity

2.)Football Fan: The Patriots were going for 19 - 0, but instead made it 18 - 1 due to Tom brady's clutch choke.

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June 1

The day you will kiss someone in school

Hey I gotta do something, gives kiss anywhere they want to in school on June 1

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Plus-1

n. 1. An extra guest allowed on an invitation to a social event. 2. A woman/man picked up in a social setting by a man/woman with the sole intention of having a sexual rendezvous.

1. As was allowed in the invitation to the dinner party, he brought an attractive Plus-1. 2. Let's go somewhere else. I'm in search of tonight's Plus-1, and there aren't many prospects here.

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December 1

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

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mustang 1

The VERY FIRST Ford Mustang was a driving showcar called the Mustang 1. It was a midengine two seater.

Dear FORD,

The Ford GT is too expensive! Please revive the Mustang 1 concept and put it into production. Mercury could have a mechanically identical, but different looking Capri, and Lincoln a Pantera.

MERCURY CAPRI = 4 & 6 cylinders (priced like 6 & 8cyl Stangs)

MUSTANG 1 = V8 (priced between Stang & Vette)

PANTERA = V10 (priced between Vette & Viper)

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october 1

Kiss your crush

i’m gonna kiss my crush because it’s october 1st and it’s national kiss your crush day

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