Emily <3

noun. /ˈɛməli /

the physical manifestation of being friendly, warm, and considerate *\(^o^)/*

A: OMG you’re such an Emily <3

B: THATS SO SWEET! NO U!!!

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He's:

the wolf screamin lonely in the night
the 🩸 stain on the stage

the 💧 in ur eyes,been tempted by his lies
the 🔪 in your back

Hes Rage 😡

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in seasons of wither,well Stand&Deliver 🤝
B STRONG&LAUGH 💪

Shout
Shout!
Shout!!
Shout @ the devil!!! 🔊🖕🖕

- Nikki Sixx

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

Number 3

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

number 3

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.

sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.

Number 3

Jacking off, aka whackin’ the pudd

Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.