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sweaty bum cum

to say something is sweaty or kinky.

Yo son , you got sweaty bum cum .

hey i wanna lick your sweaty bum cum.

by Mr T April 23, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum sucking donkey fucker

a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt


dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker

by daves not here July 29, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


young, dumb and full of cum

simply it means when you're in the stage of life that comedian Danny Thomas referred to as "young and foolish". In the hit "New World Man" the band Rush details this further with the verses:

He's old enough to know what's right but young enough not to choose it

He's wise enough to win the world but fool enough to lose it

He's a New World Man...

I was at the souvenir tent drinking a Coke before Sevara hit the stage to open for Peter Gabriel that night when I ran into Bryan. He was showing the girls his tattooed legs. His tattoos were symbols of all the rock concerts he'd been to so far.

There was the tongue + lip for the Rolling Stones, a prism for Pink Floyd and so forth. One blonde beauty pointed to a hand of playing cards that said "U2" on them, asking how is U2 associated with poker. Bryan simply deadpanned, "I was young, dumb and full of cum".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 21, 2011

153๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled June 26, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon

As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".

Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!

by Jimbomate February 19, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal dwelling cum nugget

name reserved for the worlds largest idiots.

george is an anal dwelling cum nugget

by Dark Mousy November 9, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž