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The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.
"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."
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a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?
dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!
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the phenomenon of meeting a new person that you have zero friends in common with, friend-requesting them, and within a few short weeks/months you suddenly have tons of friends in common
ummm... I barely knew you last month, and now you have leeched all my friends... MUTUAL FRIEND EXPLOSION (MFE)
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marijuana with an abnormally large concentration of thc of the active ingredient thc. aka "the dankness"
"hey charlie, do you want to go hang out with my friend from colorado after class?"
"i don't know, justin, is he chill?"
"he's the chill-illest."
"oh hell yeah!"
translation:
"hey charlie, do you want to smoke some of my marijuana after class?"
"Sure is it good?"
"it's the dankness, yo"
"oh hell yeah!"
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A middle school camp at Wilmington Friends school. It's fucking awesome. The counselors and CITs are usually hilarious. All you do is play dodgeball all day. At middle school camp, they have a billion games you play. They are mostly all fun. Also, you can go to the Snack Shack at the camp. You can buy junk for food only around 75 cents or lower. You can do a load of camps, but general is the best. You play dodgeball and have fun all day.
"Hey, what type of dodgeball are we playing today?"
"I dunno! It'll be fun though!"
"I love Wilmington Friends School Camp!"
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On March 31, we all take time to appreciate our plus sized friend we have.
Hey Don, its March 31, so let me take ur fat ass out to eat for Fat Friend Appreciation Day
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The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.
This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.
Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!
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