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Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.
His heart was the holy hand grenade.
When you jack off so much that it seems that your hand has a hole in the center meant for the deed.
That guy doesn't need a woman, he has a hole hand.
That person could really use a hug with both hands.
I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.
If you hang around snitches then you are snitching also it's called second hand snitching
Hey u you see john hanging around with Joe after he got done talking to the police ...
Yea that fool second hand snitching
Hold hands with that special guy or girl!💗✨
August 2nd!
Hold hands day is where you get to hold that special persons hand!
When your hands are both cold and sweaty.
Person 1 grabs person 2s hand
Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands
For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.
Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”