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The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.
Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.
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A ninja technique. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to deflect any defense the opponent may offer. The left arm is used to block any attacks, protecting the face as you slide foward without stepping. The right arm swings up and back, circling from the shoulder. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him. Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm with fingers bent at first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediatly clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.
Solomon, I've heard enough from you...you must now suffer, Monkey Steals Peach!!!
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A very ugly face, typically fat.
"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."
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A cyber creature that welcomes noobs and newbies into froums like its counter part the froum goat
admin(welcome to our froum.)
noob(thxs.)
admin(now bend over as our froum monkey beats the living crap out of you.)
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Creatures that sit in a room randomly pecking at typewriter keys indefinitely. Give them enough time and they'll type words, sentences, and eventually entire novels and brilliant literary works purely by accident.
Unrelated to actual Earth monkeys.
"I don't have a clue what I should write for this!!"
"Get a few of the chaos monkeys to work on it, they'll eventually make one. Well, that, or Hamlet."
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to have wild sex numerous times for hours on end which usually ends with the girl howling like a deranged rabies infested monkey and asking for more
I fucked Sara so hard last night she looked like a howling monkey and she kept calling me rafiki.
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Asians or people of oriental decent
damn those fucking fortune monkeys are smart
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