If your birthday is December 20th 2007 you are an angel sent down from heaven born to bless every soul you spend time with. Not to mention that you have a massive dick along with a great personality and looks.
Dang Jacob was born on December 20th 2007 he must be here to bless me with that big dick!
This is the month where you have to destroy your debt. First you visit your favorite gambling site : On the 1st day you bet $1, on the 2nd day $2 and so on... On the 31st you have to bet $31.
You win destroy debt december when you are debt-free on january 1.
John: joww dude you doing destroy debt december?
Dennis: Yeah of course I hope I can pay off my student loans!
John: Nice!
A month where you try to not doodoo, and if you do, you lose the challenge and get yeeted to uranus.
Person 1:Yo can you wait i gotta take a dump
Person 2:Wait u can't its No DooDoo December
Person 1:Oh right thanks
not allowed to have sex all December
Oh i want to have sex with you:
You cant, because its no sex December
Made of: Vilde Stokstad
Thank me next
the best birthday ever created forever
Dude do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, he's my buddy Alex.
When's his birthday?
December 6th
woah..