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When a man sits on a girl's face and farts on her boobs
I brown eye motorboated my wife last night.
If I used emojis, you would get a heavy eye roll.
Shrimp Eye
The line of string that comes out of your eye. Especially when wearing makeup.
It looks like shrimp intestine when you clean it you find a string.
i know it isn't perverted like most things on here.
Oh, girl you have Shrimp Eye going on! You need a tissue for that?
N or V; When someone flicks their eyes over your body (usually head to toe and back), and you feel judged or strangely sexualized.
E.G.: I was just walking down the street and that woman eye scraped me! I was just wearing a sweater!
John gave Samantha a long eye scrape which made her really uncomfy.
Eye Scrape (scraping)
That weird uncomfortable feeling you get when you begin to see that maybe you really have gone too far down the rabbit hole.
Based on scanty evidence, I was thinking that maybe aliens from space were responsible, but... That's just too Q-ey.
Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse
Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”
an expression meaning
even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?
father: it means " shut up and stop talking to yourself, because if you talk to yourself, others, without you even realizing it, will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself.