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Amber Heard’s Vagina
Johnny Depp to his friend “I have no mercy, no fear for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market.
When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.
Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.
When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.
Sal: Dude did you here about Jim
Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.
"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.
My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!
A sweet woman that likes to drink alot and have fun.
That Kristie is such a hot pumpkin fish.