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When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"
"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."
After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!
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Jack dickie of skc is him ay
A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
a Twitter gc full of beautiful people but there’s the tasteless ree and we don’t want him
User1: Jack Nation✨ members are so gorgeous wtf
User2: Yeah but then there’s the tasteless queen ree
jack is an actor that is known for his roles in IT, IT: Chapter Two (playing young Eddie Kaspbrak, and Shazam! (playing Freddy Freeman). he is the sweetest boy ever with an energetic personality! he is truly beyond talented with what he does. if you ever befriend him you can expect loads of chaotic and happy energy. he shows lots of affection towards his friends. truly the most lovable boy ever <3
“Didn’t you hear? Jack Dylan Grazer is gonna play one of the main characters in the new HBO show titled ‘We Are Who We Are’!”
the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone
Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone