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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022


queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.

did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!

by awalter September 15, 2008


solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023


better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.

son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012


better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013


better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma December 20, 2013


better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2014