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What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
A male that is a true master of snoogling.
Greg: "Hey Justin, I heard you are real good at snoogling?"
Justin: "Yeah, I'm definately a Snoogle King!"
Not responding to complaints or requests until people accept their fate
Based on how King George III ignored the complaints of the colonists until they gave up
A: When I asked my mom if I could go to the library in my friend's car, she just left me on read. Then when I tried to call her, it went straight to voicemail.
B: Dude, you totally got King Georged!
C: *has no friends* Bunch of fucking nerds.
An extroverted unicorn with an unhealthy makeup obsession. She is also in love with gay men in their mid 20s.
Calyx King is stalking Scott Hoying’s Instagram again
Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.
Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"
A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!