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hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!
On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!
“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣
you have to goc your friends in the face with guacamole
“Hey Theo, HAPPY GOC DAY” national goc day
National OK Kirby Day! An amazing day to celebrate about OK Kirby Anniversary which happens every June 12th!
I am happy to celebrate National OK Kirby Day! This happens on the beautiful day known as June 12th.
national bully remi day is on the 27th of February every year. make sure to bully your friend named remi!
Person 1: Hey, what day is it?
Person 2: Oh, it's national bully remi day
It’s is the one day a year (spouses/couples) allow each other to venture out for a new partner. Only for the sole purpose of keeping the relationship new and fresh. National entanglement day is October 26
Wife: what are your plans for national entanglement day
Husband: I don’t know yet any suggestions
Wife: I know Carol at the office has been eyeing you
Husband: then so be it happy national entanglement day
National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*