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a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"
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someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.
Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.
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what ur mother did to me last night. trebek.
Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
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When a fat man lift's up his stomach,starts intercourse (preferably doggystyle),then drop the belly on them
Briz gave me the fat boy penis and wore my back out
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A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
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Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.
These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).
(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)
Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.
Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.
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Someone who sucks alot of dick.
Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher
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