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The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.
Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"
Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
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The act of sucking out the cum from inside the girls vagina after having sex with her. Usually done by a third party whom has not taken part in the sexual act.
That chick just fucking had some new england clam chowder last night. It was AWSOME!
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A girl who has a leopard print tattoo any place on her body.
The New age tramp stamp. Most commonly found on girls. A leopard print tattoo across the shoulder. Starts on rear shoulder and ends usually collar bone. Usually a good sign that they will go home with anyone who pays them attention.
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a) an AMAZING cd that just blew me and every SANE PERSON in the world AWAY.
b) a cd that finally made the anti-punkers realize how talented green day is although warning was pretty damn awesome
c) a really, really good reason to elect billie joe as president
a) anyone who didn't like the new green day cd is a fucking american idiot (cough cough).
b) i don't understand how people were so shocked at the perfection that IS the new green day cd, insofar as their previous cd rocked assmonkey
c) due to the brilliance of the new green day cd, i think we should honor billie joe by at least electing him president, if not the leader of the world
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While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the pukecum...THAT IS THE NEW YORK STIR FRY!
She was so beautiful and I took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth I'd make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so I served up some New York Stir Fry.
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The opposite of Bad News Bears. When something extremely good has happened or is about to happen.
Monica Lewinski has invited me round for Cigars and Coffee. This is Good News Goats.
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A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.
"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about
P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"